We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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