Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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