thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.