do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.