they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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