Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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