Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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