He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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