Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He passed out mid-signature
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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