Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Terrible idea I love it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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