Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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