take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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