Say something about gay babies.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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