Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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