I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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