Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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