I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma