i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Watching her eat just hurts me
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.