I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one