I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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