thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.