There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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