so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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