ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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