hotel room ftw
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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