all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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