I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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