You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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