I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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