bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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