Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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