and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Randomize
