He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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