We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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