Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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