Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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