I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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