Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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