Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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