You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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