Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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