fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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