Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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