I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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