Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
operation harelip BJ is a go
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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