I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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