yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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