i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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