So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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