my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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