So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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