I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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