Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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