I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Yo dont text me then not text me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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