I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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