Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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