OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.