I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?