I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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