dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he fucked my hip out of place.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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