Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just google imaged poop.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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