I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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